Sleep tries to seduce me by promising a more reasonable tomorrow.

Elizabeth Smart, By Grand Central Station I Sat Down and Wept. (via conceptnoir)

(Source: ecouter-bien, via thebattlebetweendesireandreality)


If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

(Source: blue-collar-girl, via ottersinovercoats)